Eliza GubbinsI wouldn't doubt it for a second if any of these literature teachers had a hand-sculpted custom-made replica of Shakespeare's dick.
About This Quote
The Shakespeare quote above is a joke used to push the idea that people who are studying literature are put off by their own teacher's lack of interest in sex. The implication is that these teachers are so boring that they don't get any action, which is impossible to prove unless one of them just happens to have a replica of Shakespeare's penis in the classroom.
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